The "lead" in a pencil is graphite, a form of carbon. In a Democratic future, carbon will be banned. No pencil for you, unwashed deplorable. Apologies for getting "political". We'll be overrun with lab rats. No diamonds, either, except baseball diamonds!
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Forgot his slide rule too I suppose?
The dog ate his homework.
The "lead" in a pencil is graphite, a form of carbon. In a Democratic future, carbon will be banned. No pencil for you, unwashed deplorable. Apologies for getting "political". We'll be overrun with lab rats. No diamonds, either, except baseball diamonds!
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