Friday, November 8, 2019

Card

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, get well card, get well-ish, pragmatist, realist, pepe

5 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Could be worse. Could be "Sorry to hear about your Stilton's Palsy"...

Stan da Man said...

While on vacation, Johnny's wheels slipped on some poo, earning him the moniker of 'Fricso Skid'...
Yeaah, I got nothing.

TrickyRicky said...

Frisco Skid was a friend of mine

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

He pooped his pants
And he began to whine

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Sadly, Hallmark has overlooked the "Stilton's Palsy" market for cards.

@Stan da Man- I don't think Johnny would go to San Francisco. Tickles the clown, however, would think he was in Heaven.

@TrickyRicky- "And when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, and some poo, I carried you."

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Geez, you guys are well on your way to writing a country song!