No clever leprosy joke, just wanted to say that your comics are a big hit at my funeral home.
Sometimes a client will come back into the office to finish up some bit of insurance paperwork or whatnot, and I admit, I'd get a little nervous when I saw them leaning over to read the strips taped above our desks, but I have heard enough chuckles, snorts, and other sounds of amusement, and all anxiety about the appropriateness of their display disappeared the day an Orthodox priest laughed out loud and boomed, "I love Johnny Optimism! It is my favorite!"
(The poster above my co-workers desk which reads, "I'll be the last person to make you stiff," does not go over quite as well.)
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Stilt, you magnificent bastard! (that tip to the movie Patton)
Prostitutes hate lepers - they're always leaving a tip...
What do you call lepers in a jacuzzi? Oatmeal!
What happens when lepers play hockey? There's a face off in the corner.
Lepers give new meaning to the phrase "let me give you a hand".
No clever leprosy joke, just wanted to say that your comics are a big hit at my funeral home.
Sometimes a client will come back into the office to finish up some bit of insurance paperwork or whatnot, and I admit, I'd get a little nervous when I saw them leaning over to read the strips taped above our desks, but I have heard enough chuckles, snorts, and other sounds of amusement, and all anxiety about the appropriateness of their display disappeared the day an Orthodox priest laughed out loud and boomed, "I love Johnny Optimism! It is my favorite!"
(The poster above my co-workers desk which reads, "I'll be the last person to make you stiff," does not go over quite as well.)
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