Monday, January 6, 2020

2020

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7 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?

Unknown said...

Coincidentally, I got cataract surgery on my left eye on December 18th. I will have the right eye done on February 12th.

I will start 2020 with 20/20.

Bobo the Hobo said...

And my husband wants to know why I’m giggling this early in the morning 😆

Sergio said...

As the Wizard of Id once told his wife, who informed him she was going to the "eye doctor","we shouldn't refer to doctors by the part of the body they treat -- otherwise, we might not have any proctologists"

TrickyRicky said...

@MMM- I see what you did there.

Stan da Man said...

TrickyRicky - Yes, but more clearly, or less...
True story, had to tell the guy 'they're both pretty blurry'
>But this is from your existing prescription!
'Yeah, never could see crap with these glasses... '
Had to start from SCRATCH on that trip... got better glasses, tho!

Bruce Bleu said...

I asked my wife how come she didn't "get" my jokes any more and she said she was "going blonde".