Friday, February 7, 2020

Back Up

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, elephant, sultan, lance, bark, poop

11 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

On a tangent:

You ever hear about the mohel who circumcises elephants?

The pay isn't very good, but...

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The tips are big.

EYEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- And then there was the mohel who kept every snippet of skin from the many circumcisions he performed for 30 years. As a retirement gift to himself, he took them all to a leather shop and asked for them to be made into a wallet. Two weeks later, the mohel came back to the shop and the owner showed him the beautiful flesh-colored wallet...

"That will be $2,000" said the shopkeeper.
"$2,000!" choked the mohel. "Isn't that awfully expensive for a wallet?!"
"Yes," the man replied, "But THIS one, you rub and it turns into a suitcase."

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Q: Where do the mohels live?

A: Juniper Street!

Yamron said...

This is the funniest one since hitting the lab rat on the foot for birth control!

Pete (Detroit) said...

That wasn't a backup, it was a download!
/Geek Humor

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Damn it, I don't get it...and coming from you, I KNOW it's funny. I'm off to Google!

@Yamron- Thanks! Of course, it's hard to go wrong with a joke about elephant poop.

@Pete (Detroit)- Well played!

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Stilton: Sound out the word "Juniper" out slowly. 😈

Rod said...

We have twin sons. I don't know if mohels use them but hospital used little plastic templates to protect the tiny goods and guide the blade. A few days later during healing those came off and I kept them. I was thinking they'd make a fine pair of ear rings for my wife; but she declined. She normally has good sense of humor but apparently not right after the surprise second twin boy. We might still have those things around here somewhere...

Bruce Bleu said...

Reminds me of my ol' dad who used to refrain,

"Birdie birdie in the sky, lay a turdie in my eye. MAN I'm glad that elephants don't fly!"

Now is it clear how I got so twisted?

Pat Cummings said...

Always glad to see Johnny get some back in his world! (And thanks, all, for the string of mohel jokes...)

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Yep, I KNEW there was a good joke in there that I was missing!

@Rod- What a great souvenir! By all means, present those to your sons at the most embarrassing moment possible!

@Bruce Bleu- Impressive! My Mom used to chant a version of that which mentioned cows instead of elephants. Of course, we were from the midwest.

@Pat Cummings- Johnny has to win every so often. Plus, it was fun to have Lance bark his fool head off since we so rarely hear from him!