Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his bad diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
@MMM: My goodness, honesty! Considering most media these days, we saw it here first. Oops, that's bit political; but I'm leaving up. I WILL be more careful.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his bad diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.
@MMM- Well, I guess there is no point trying to top that!!
@M. Mitchell Marmel- And we have a winner! Take any stuffed animal from the top shelf.
@TrickyRicky- Yeah, that joke left me breathless.
I'd like to thank the Academy, my family and the Joe Miller Joke Book, from whence I dredged out that old chestnut. ;-)
@MMM: My goodness, honesty! Considering most media these days, we saw it here first.
Oops, that's bit political; but I'm leaving up. I WILL be more careful.
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