Monday, February 17, 2020

Sugar

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6 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

A: The flavor.

TrickyRicky said...

Well OK, but only if administered by a candy striper.

Stan da Man said...

So long as the hook is part of the retrieval system, not delivery!

TR - I think there's a porno of that...

Bruce Bleu said...

I don't know, so have to ask, wouldn't the peppermint sting?

Edam Wensleydale said...

@Bruce: Yes, which is why it costs extra.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- There's a Johnny cartoon from years ago that also contained this truism.

@TrickRicky- Well THIS turned kinky in a hurry!

@Stan da Man- The hook part tells you when to stop.

@Bruce Bleu- Yes, but your farts will smell wintery fresh!

@Edam Wensleydale- You get what you pay for!