Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Better

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12 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

When I'm asked, "How are you today?", my general response is, "Well, I woke up this morning, so anything else is gravy!"

TrickyRicky said...

Nowadays when someone asks how I am my stock answer is "No symptoms yet".

Greywuff said...

When someone asks me how I am? I reply 'So far so good but the day is young".

Bobo said...

@Greywuff...That’s my stock answer too!

Person says: Glad to see you.
Me: it’s good to be seen.

Valvenator said...

When being introduced to someone new an old buddy of mine would respond with
"hi, pleased to meet me"
It either went totally over the top of their head
or you'd see a "wait, what?" look on their face a few seconds later

Pete (Detroit) said...

Bobo, as Dad says of his retirement community, "Better to be seen, than viewed! "

Bobo said...

👍

JustaJeepGuy said...


People frequently ask me "How are you?" and I say "Ambulatory." I'm always surprised by how few people know what that means.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- I dream of a day when we can all converge on a bar and enjoy the most preposterous set of introductions ever!

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Stilton: Seconded.

Pete (Detroit) said...

Stilt, let us know when bars around you re-open - I've got vaca that needs used, and flier miles I can spend. First round is on me. I expect you, Daughter J, and the Mrs will drink free all night. Possibly even some decent scotch, if it doesn't turn your stomach!
"D

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Pete (Detroit)- Sounds good to me!