Friday, June 19, 2020

Closer

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, death, grim reaper, coronavirus, six feet, mask, social distancing

6 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

No mask, no scythe...I bet he can't even play chess worth a damn.

TrickyRicky said...

Don't get too cocky Johnny, I bet his breath could get you from well past 6 feet!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- And that's why Death be not proud.

@TrickyRicky- But is it "death breath" or just another candle from Gwyneth Paltrow?

DougM said...

Now that there's funny!
[wipes pipe ashes off shirt & lap]

JustaJeepGuy said...


@Stilt,

I've seen photos of Gwyneth P. without makeup. I'll take the death breath any time, thanks.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@DougM- Of course, a guy covered in pipe ashes is pretty funny, too!

@JustaJeepGuy- Death has announced that he's releasing a new candle: "This Smells Like My Cremation."