Monday, July 20, 2020


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Bobo the Hobo said...

As usual, little Bobby’s mother was flying blind with her medical information

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Bobo: Leave us face it, she's just plain batty!

After all everyone knows it's "Every time a funeral gong tolls, a vampire gets his wings"!

TrickyRicky said...

If he starts sleeping upside down, I would definitely call pest control.

Sergio said...

I think she's full of guano.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...


Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Colonel "Bat" Guano : That's private property.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Colonel "Bat" Guano : Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake : What?

Colonel "Bat" Guano : You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

TrickyRicky said...

@MMM- Doctor Strangebat or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Virus

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bobo the Hobo- But at least Bobby's wellbeing was on her radar. Er, sonar...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Wasn't that what George Bailey said when Zuzu gave him a handful of fangs?

@TrickyRicky- And probably a podiatrist.

@Sergio- I was going to invoke a phrase that includes "Sherlock," but decided against it.

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Damn, but that's a good movie!

@TrickyRicky- Well, that would explain why the film includes a Wing Commander...