At an Old Age home, a woman and man became friends and would sit on a porch bench together. As they became closer, she made a habit of reaching under the blanket on his lap and holding his manhood in her hand.
Some time later, she left on a trip to visit her sister and didn't come back for two weeks. When she did, she was stunned to see her boyfriend sitting on the bench with another old woman whose hand was under his blanket.
"What's she got that I don't have?" the woman demanded. "Parkinson's," he replied.
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Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation.
Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.
He was holding his coat together with his hands and didn’t seem to be wearing anything underneath it.
The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat in one quick motion.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Seeing her friend’s reaction, Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn’t quite reach that far.
Poor Tilly, ay, there's the rub.
@M. Mitchell Marmel & TrickyRicky-
At an Old Age home, a woman and man became friends and would sit on a porch bench together. As they became closer, she made a habit of reaching under the blanket on his lap and holding his manhood in her hand.
Some time later, she left on a trip to visit her sister and didn't come back for two weeks. When she did, she was stunned to see her boyfriend sitting on the bench with another old woman whose hand was under his blanket.
"What's she got that I don't have?" the woman demanded.
"Parkinson's," he replied.
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