3M - have fun, and remember that the bottle of Clenpiq comes with a free souvenir plastic juice glass you can treasure forever. I use mine to serve younger guests, just to watch their older parent's reactions.
Plus, after you're all examined, the nice nurse comes by and helps you fart. That is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
You can ask to see your own video if you're really twisted. I declined.
I haven't done the full colonoscopy because I did the sigmoidoscopy once and the preliminaries were more than enough for me. There was a TV monitor right in front of my face for it and I didn't bother to watch. I'll probably die of colon cancer but at least I have my dignity...besides, the warning about the possibility of "perforation" really made me wary.
@MMM: thanks for the song. I sent it to several friends and a nephew. During recovery after my last colonoscopy, with the wife and mother-in-law present, I asked, "Is it raining? I heard thunder." (They did laugh.)
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Hey Hey Ho Ho
Johnny's Immune System
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Hey Hey Ho Ho
Johnny's Immune System
Had To Go
In honor of my colonoscopy today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2gABYTmXos
3M - have fun, and remember that the bottle of Clenpiq comes with a free souvenir plastic juice glass you can treasure forever. I use mine to serve younger guests, just to watch their older parent's reactions.
Plus, after you're all examined, the nice nurse comes by and helps you fart. That is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
You can ask to see your own video if you're really twisted. I declined.
Actually, I rolled my own with lemonade Kool-Aid and Miralax powder. When chilled, it was almost drinkable.
Didn't see the video, but they gave me a couple of stills of the two polyps they found (removed after the happy snaps were took)...
I'm farting quite well on my own now, thanks.
I haven't done the full colonoscopy because I did the sigmoidoscopy once and the preliminaries were more than enough for me. There was a TV monitor right in front of my face for it and I didn't bother to watch. I'll probably die of colon cancer but at least I have my dignity...besides, the warning about the possibility of "perforation" really made me wary.
@MMM: thanks for the song. I sent it to several friends and a nephew. During recovery after my last colonoscopy, with the wife and mother-in-law present, I asked, "Is it raining? I heard thunder." (They did laugh.)
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