Readers: if you don't get the joke, then you should know that our guy with the microscope is usually looking at tiny little things (which happen to talk). And that currently, the most concerning Covid variant is coming from Brazil. And finally, that this is a "Brazilian."
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They would have to pay me a Brazilian dollars to endure that procedure.
Lloyd J. Austin is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
And, yeah, I know, but it. Just. WORKS.
One of my wife's coworkers, a very attractive, busty blonde was telling her pals about her new Brazilian. When I met her skiing a few months later, after exchanging pleasantries, I casually mentioned that she didn't look Brazilian. Boy, that was a world class blush!
Waiting for the Japanese variant:
Godzillian
I don't know how many is a brazillion and I can't IMAGINE how many is a Godzillion!
The scene from '40 year old virgin' where they're giving Steve Carrell a chest wax was hysterical, a nd pretty horrific.
Many years ago, had a co-worker, Solidad. Pretty, smart, charming, funny. Enjoyed having lunch w/ her when our schedules lined up. One of the guys was all 'what's up w/ that, you don't usually hang w/ the sistahs... and I'm all Dude, she's not 'black' she's Brazilian... She had some medical incident and never came back to work, but I do remember her fondly.
@Bobo the Hobo- Yes, but would it be considered an investment in "infrastructure?"
@M. Mitchell Marmel- And this is why we keep a rimshot drummer on hand at all times.
@TrickRicky- I'm guessing she wasn't from the Virgin Islands, either.
@DougM- Isn't that where they remove hair with a blowtorch?
@JustaJeepGuy- If only Stephen Hawking was still here to explain them to us.
@Pete(Detroit)- And how do you tell the difference between a Brazilian and a Mexican Hairless? (I'll just let myself out now...)
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