Friday, July 16, 2021

Meditation

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13 comments:

JustaJeepGuy said...


Gee, I can't imagine Johnny having any disturbing thoughts!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@JustaJeepGuy- To be clear, I mean thoughts that Johnny would find disturbing. Like "What the heck is wrong with this elephant-headed guy?!"

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

...Oh, MEDITation. Never mind.

Snark said...

Stilt, I haven't seen anyone that looked like that since I took - Never mind.

TrickyRicky said...

@Snark- Yeah, I really should have stayed away from the brown acid.

Bobo said...
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Bobo said...

What disturbs me is how Jeff Goldblum didn’t notice the elephant in the teleportation machine with him when he pulled the switch.

DougM said...

Relax… and don't think of elephants

JustaJeepGuy said...


@Stilt, Johnny seems to be constantly surrounded by disturbing characters; he should be used to the disturbing thoughts by now. Elephant Man can't be as disturbing as Pervy the Clown, can he?

DougM said...

JJG ^
*psst*
Those are Stilton's demons

JustaJeepGuy said...


@DougM, Wow, I'd hate to see @Stilton's nightmares!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Okay, I'll admit it. I'm terrified of elephants and for a good reason. When I was very young, I was taken to a circus. Before the show, we were allowed to walk through the animal tent. I looked at each animal while happily eating snacks from a small paper bag, but I stopped dead in my tracks when I got to the elephant. Its eyes had gone wild, staring straight in my direction. It trumpeted and it sounded like the end of the world. It reared up on its hind legs and then charged in my direction, stopping just short because of the chain around its leg. A roustabout carny grabbed me in his arms and carried me out of the tent to safety.

"What the hell did you do to piss off the elephant?" he asked.
I shrugged, spilling some of the contents of the paper bag.
"Oh, THAT'S it," the man said. "Peanuts envy."

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

(headdesks)