Monday, July 19, 2021

Worst

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9 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

You can look this wide world over,
You can search both land and sea,
But you'll never find another man like me.
If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
There's no greater man in Siam than I am.
Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Why, I've got sixteen double chins,
I'm father of Siamese twins,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.

TrickyRicky said...

This got me wondering. Are Siamese twins identical or fraternal?

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Ricky: They're networked.

DougM said...

In the written pun, is it spelt wombmate or wombate?

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Doug: All I know is that test tube babies have a womb with a view.

JustaJeepGuy said...


@3M, been waiting long for a chance to use that joke?

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Jeep: Since the 1980s.

Anonymous said...

And the surgeon said, "I'll be happy to join you!"

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Nice punnery and such!