What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
The captain said, "Hey, Tony! Is that a U-boat I see?" Tony said, "It's not-a MY boat! It no belong to ME!"
Tony wanted to build a house with a statue in every room. “You want Venus d’Milo or David in the house?”, his contractor asked. Tony replied, “No! In every room I wanna, ‘Allo! Statue?”
@Bobo: "Statue, Myrt?"
These puns make me statuewary.
Oh, so we're doin' Dad jokes, today?Think I'll just back away and save us all a lot of pain
Actually, I would think Johnny would like to not look like a pizza. It would be an improvement over his normal visage, wouldn't it?
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The captain said, "Hey, Tony! Is that a U-boat I see?"
Tony said, "It's not-a MY boat! It no belong to ME!"
Tony wanted to build a house with a statue in every room. “You want Venus d’Milo or David in the house?”, his contractor asked.
Tony replied, “No! In every room I wanna, ‘Allo! Statue?”
@Bobo: "Statue, Myrt?"
These puns make me statuewary.
Oh, so we're doin' Dad jokes, today?
Think I'll just back away and save us all a lot of pain
Actually, I would think Johnny would like to not look like a pizza. It would be an improvement over his normal visage, wouldn't it?
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