Good thing I live n Colorado...I know, in Texas, a bad pun is a hanging offense. I heard that someone asked the cook at a BBQ restaurant if he was an accredited pork preparer, and he replied, "Yes, I'm a certified Shoat Order Cook." The mob took him away, and no one has seen him since...
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Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwe.
That was baaaaad...
Wool, this cartoon makes me feel sheepish.
@Kent Whitehead- A double! Well-played!
@Gee M- Shear folly on my part.
@TrickyRicky- Are you suggesting that I should take it on the lamb?
"I thought it was a cow," he said sheepishly.
Is that a Tom Swifty?
@JustaJeepGuy- "Is that a Tom Swifty," said JustaJeepGuy, making a novel suggestion.
The Tom Swifty is an obscure art form. I'm glad to see that it isn't quite as obscure as I had imagined, @Stilt.
Good thing I live n Colorado...I know, in Texas, a bad pun is a hanging offense.
I heard that someone asked the cook at a BBQ restaurant if he was an accredited pork preparer, and he replied, "Yes, I'm a certified Shoat Order Cook."
The mob took him away, and no one has seen him since...
@Gee M- That's quite the curly tale...
Ewe all should be ashamed of yourselves.
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