Monday, May 1, 2023

Nothing

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7 comments:

JustaJeepGuy said...


What's the best tackle for dragging for bodies where you live? Around here, the standard treble hook is a favorite!

TrickyRicky said...

@JJG- you actually took the words right out of my mouth. Just like snagging Kokanee salmon.

Bruce Bleu said...

JJG, If you use a "bass" hook, will you catch subwoofers?

TR, Go to Alaska in September and you can pull salmon out of the river with your HANDS!

Anonymous said...

We use magnets to drag for canned remains in Lake Mead, NV

Oldarmourer said...

If you can't find it again maybe the cops can't find it at all ;)

Lee The Voice said...

That one caught me off guard. Made me laugh. After a couple hours writing and producing a newscast, it was refreshing. And as they say in Moscow; Happy May Day.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@JustaJeepGuy- Ironically, you can't catch a dead body using flies.

@TrickyRicky- Fascinatingly, the Kokanee salmon is non-anadromous. Much like the spokesperson for Bud Light.

@Bruse Bleu- Granted, a bear will then take your salmon AND your hands...

@Anonymous- Sounds like a barrel of fun!

@Oldarmourer- Maybe they should use stinkbait?

@Lee The Voice- It's fun to write the ones that whipsaw expectations a little bit. Glad you enjoyed it!