Wednesday, July 19, 2023

World

 johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, columbus, globe, circumnavigate, circumcision, jewish

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey if removing the foresail makes the seamen happy on the trip to the penal colony, why not?

Kent Whitehead said...

Don't know why that was posted under anonymous......I need credit for a comment that bad

Bruce Bleu said...

Hey Kent, "removing" the foresail would make it [a] "unique" [sic], you must have meant "TRIMMING" the foresail!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Kent Whitehead- You absolutely get credit! Although anonymity isn't bad considering ignorance is bris.

@Bruce Bleu- No need to get snippy about it!

JustaJeepGuy said...


Man, Johnny really needs a drummer for lines like those!

JustaJeepGuy said...


So do Kent and Bruce!

TrickyRicky said...

So Chris Columbus was a mohel? Shiver me timbers, I knew I liked the cut of his jib.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

As a sideline, Columbus circumcised elephants.

(wait for it)

The pay was lousy, but the tips were big. ;D

Bruce Bleu said...

TR,
I never thought I would see the day that YOU weren't "spot on"! Peter Falk never went all the way around... oh, wait... he was ColumBO!

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton,
As usual, your wit never ceases to amaze me, nor your ability to engage in wordplay and imitate orientals mispronouncing the letter "L"! I've had 35 (ish) Koreans working for me in the past, and when one accidentally hit himself in the mouth at his drill press he clamped his hand over his jaw and exclaimed, "BLOKE TOOTH... hult rike HERR!"