What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Can't stomach this music:(What? Well, gastric tract jokes end in a colon)
Slim Pickins and the Salad Bar Band
@DougM- These are lessons I learned in alimentary school.@Oldarmourer- True story (really): I once wrote jokes for robotic vegetables to tell when people were at the salad bar at Chuck E Cheese restaurants. I've lead a strange life...
The enema of my enema is my friend.
"Put down the fork, Porky..." sounds like a line from that song "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver".
Not a Lap Band?(Boy, I just eat these up!)
I think I remember seeing those...if I'd have done it I wouldn't admit it ;)
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Can't stomach this music:
(What? Well, gastric tract jokes end in a colon)
Slim Pickins and the Salad Bar Band
@DougM- These are lessons I learned in alimentary school.
@Oldarmourer- True story (really): I once wrote jokes for robotic vegetables to tell when people were at the salad bar at Chuck E Cheese restaurants. I've lead a strange life...
The enema of my enema is my friend.
"Put down the fork, Porky..." sounds like a line from that song "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver".
Not a Lap Band?
(Boy, I just eat these up!)
I think I remember seeing those...if I'd have done it I wouldn't admit it ;)
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