Monday, November 13, 2023


johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, guardian angel, thanksgiving, holiday, hunting


M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Bugs Bunny : Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?

Daffy Duck : Shoot him now! Shoot him now!

Bugs Bunny : You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!

Daffy Duck : He does so have to shoot me now!

[to Elmer]

Daffy Duck : I demand that you shoot me now!

[Elmer shoots him.]

Daffy Duck : Let'sth run through that again.

Bugs Bunny : Okay.

[in a flat tone]

Bugs Bunny : Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till you get home.

Daffy Duck : [flat tone] Shoot him now, shoot him now.

Bugs Bunny : [flat tone] You keep outta this. He doesn't hafta shoot you now.

Daffy Duck : [with sudden passion] Ha! That's it! Hold it right there!

[to audience]

Daffy Duck : Pronoun trouble.

[to Bugs]

Daffy Duck : It's not: "He doesn't have to shoot *you* now." It's: "He doesn't have to shoot *me* now." Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!

[to Elmer]

Daffy Duck : So shoot me now!

[Elmer shoots him]

TrickyRicky said...

@MMM- I don't know....maybe Curtis Sliwa should just stick to the blaze orange.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Ricky: LOL!

Oldarmourer said...

Whenever someone reminds me of Elmer Fudd now, I can't help but think of this...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Such a delightful scene. It's a pity that today's delicate kids can't know the simple joy of a shotgun blast to the face as a punchline.

@TrickyRicky- You make a good point!

@Oldarmourer- First time I've heard that! Thanks for sharing!

Oldarmourer said...

People go to all the trouble of making interesting things so I like to share their hard work when I can, including this comic :)

Try this one..