It used to be there were many house fires on Christmas...dead dry trees inside hoses catching fire. Then, artificial trees and LED lights took care of that. Now it's Menorahs left to burn down and etc...cats, kids, who knows. People...only Jews can prevent Menorah fires!
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Santa, I thought you let the parents eat the cookies. Have I been misinformed all these years?!?!
Merry Christmas to all of you Johnny Optimists!
Wait until the thousands of gallons of warm eggnog kick in.
Sounds like the flue to me.
Merry Christmas to you and yours Stilt!
It used to be there were many house fires on Christmas...dead dry trees inside hoses catching fire. Then, artificial trees and LED lights took care of that.
Now it's Menorahs left to burn down and etc...cats, kids, who knows. People...only Jews can prevent Menorah fires!
Well played Kent!
I left a cigar out for Santa. Pretty sure he enjoyed it. Merry Christmas from this ol' Heathen.
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