Wanna have fun ? get on a big 'faith healer' show by telling the screeners youi have a bad leg or similar. They'll hand you crutches or a wheelchair for the stage appearance even if you don't need them. Then when the star of the show asks you what you have for the cameras, say 'Leprosy" and watch him bolt :)
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"Got yer nose!" - expert level.
Works for leprosy, too
Why can't lepers play hockey? There's always a face off in the corner.
Wanna have fun ? get on a big 'faith healer' show by telling the screeners youi have a bad leg or similar. They'll hand you crutches or a wheelchair for the stage appearance even if you don't need them. Then when the star of the show asks you what you have for the cameras, say 'Leprosy" and watch him bolt :)
If the whole head snaps off, it's too late.
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