JOHNNY'S LEARNING CORNER
For those who might be wondering what kind of pervert I am (as opposed to those of you who already know), fecal transplants are a real thing now. For severe colon problems in which the necessary bacteria aren't there or doing their job, a simple dollop of bio-active poo from a donor can potentially save the sick person's life as well as guaranteeing that they'll have at least one hilarious story to tell at family gatherings in the future.
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It's just the method of transplantation that worries me...
Another ringing true of "It's better to give than receive"
How about "Pull up a stool, friend"
"Pull up a stool, friend"
Or...
"Our procedure ain't the best but it's a solid number two"
I don't give a crap.
No shit? Really?
And we all have one relative that would refuse to donate.
Like the dung beetle said when he went into the bar, "is this stool taken?"
But, what a subject, and we're supposed to keep this NON-political? Yer killin' me Smalls!
*into
"Before the procedure, we have to ask - are you allergic to corn?"
@Stilton: If we were allergic to corn...
Naaaah. Too easy. ;D
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