Friday, September 19, 2025

Kissing

 IT'S A FRIDAY TWO-FER! I messed up the posting on Wednesday's cartoon, but in the interest of giving you your money's worth, here's Wednesday AND Friday's cartoon!

WEDS 9/17/25

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, antibiotic resistant bug, kissing bug, disease

This is actually a true thing now, though that bug's last assertion might bear extra scrutiny.


FRI 9/19/25

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, check-up, lawyers, lawyer joke, heart


9 comments:

Neighbor Dave said...

Was kinda concerned about ya, hoping you didn't get kissin' bug cooties. Good to see you back.

TrickyRicky said...

I love those TV adds with the ambulance chasers who are Doctors as well as Lawyers.....it makes me wonder which degree came first, and why was the second one necessary?

TrickyRicky said...

Re: the poop in the bite bugs......SO glad I'm not in the dating scene anymore.

JustaJeepGuy said...

@Stilt, do you go searching out these weird diseases just to scare any hypochondriacs you know? I'm referring to the kid with no heart...

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

No $#!+? I mean, no heart?

Anonymous said...

Stilton, are you OK? It's Monday now, and no Johnny Optimism. I am worried.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

I'm fine and didn't mean to worry anybody but over the weekend my daughter developed off the charts pain and a trip to the emergency room showed that she needed to have surgery ASAP. The surgery went just fine and at this very moment I'm in her hospital room waiting for them to bring her back from recovery. But there's a good chance that we'll be able to go home tonight and Life Will Go On as abnormally as usual!

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Well, best wishes to her for a speedy recovery! That takes priority, as far as I'm concerned...

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Stilton. Hope your daughter is soon feeling better.