What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
🎶How ya fixed...for blades...🎶
Too many people ended up going to the emergency room with severely cut fingers from trying to insert the blades in the candy (or apples, which is what I heard was the delivery system).
"Schick or Treat!"
Well played Slowpoke!
I wear a beard because I'm forbidden by court order from owning razor blades. I'll leave it at that. Boo!
The main horror is people who put raisins in choc-chip cookies
The real question is, did they sell more razor blades or not?
@M. Mitchell Marmel- Hey, no singing in the emergency room!@JustaJeepGuy- With candy and apples, I can never remember which gets the razor blades and which gets the needles.@Slowpoke Galoot- Ding, ding, ding! Pick any prize from the top shelf!@TrickyRicky- You could use a straight razor, but the kids get suspicious when you hide it in a submarine sandwich.@DougM- I'm not a religious man, but I know a mortal sin when I see one.@JustaJeepGuy- They not only sold more razor blades but they also cleaned up on styptic pencils! (Show of hands - who remembers styptic pencils?)
I remember them.
I actually own a styptic pencil! They still make 'em...
I have a styptic pencil somewhere but at 69 I finally learned how to shave properly. Of course there's option #2, tiny bits of TP.
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🎶How ya fixed...for blades...🎶
Too many people ended up going to the emergency room with severely cut fingers from trying to insert the blades in the candy (or apples, which is what I heard was the delivery system).
"Schick or Treat!"
Well played Slowpoke!
I wear a beard because I'm forbidden by court order from owning razor blades. I'll leave it at that. Boo!
The main horror is people who put raisins in choc-chip cookies
The real question is, did they sell more razor blades or not?
@M. Mitchell Marmel- Hey, no singing in the emergency room!
@JustaJeepGuy- With candy and apples, I can never remember which gets the razor blades and which gets the needles.
@Slowpoke Galoot- Ding, ding, ding! Pick any prize from the top shelf!
@TrickyRicky- You could use a straight razor, but the kids get suspicious when you hide it in a submarine sandwich.
@DougM- I'm not a religious man, but I know a mortal sin when I see one.
@JustaJeepGuy- They not only sold more razor blades but they also cleaned up on styptic pencils! (Show of hands - who remembers styptic pencils?)
I remember them.
I actually own a styptic pencil! They still make 'em...
I have a styptic pencil somewhere but at 69 I finally learned how to shave properly. Of course there's option #2, tiny bits of TP.
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