What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Was he cross-eyed and didn't know which way to run?
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel just so happens to be a freight train.
I think it was murder. The motive? Insanity. So, a LocoMotive.
What if it wasn't a freight train but an Amtrak train instead?
Actually, he was cock-eyed - but that's an altogether different joke.
The fact that you're standing on tracks can also be a clue.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
In that case, his estate would be charged for a ticket.
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Was he cross-eyed and didn't know which way to run?
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel just so happens to be a freight train.
I think it was murder. The motive? Insanity.
So, a LocoMotive.
What if it wasn't a freight train but an Amtrak train instead?
Actually, he was cock-eyed - but that's an altogether different joke.
The fact that you're standing on tracks can also be a clue.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
In that case, his estate would be charged for a ticket.
Post a Comment