OK, as long as we're on the topic of boys with no arms or legs, Q: What do you call 2 boys with no arms or legs holding the draperies over your window? A: "Curt n' Rod"
There have been Polish, Italian, Blonde, Texas Aggie & Yo' Momma jokes; and I love 'em... but THIS is a no-class of quips. Kind of witty though; are they called Thalidomide jokes or Amputee-Hee's ?
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Q: What do you call a boy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russell.
OK, as long as we're on the topic of boys with no arms or legs, Q: What do you call 2 boys with no arms or legs holding the draperies over your window? A: "Curt n' Rod"
There have been Polish, Italian, Blonde, Texas Aggie & Yo' Momma jokes; and I love 'em... but THIS is a no-class of quips. Kind of witty though; are they called Thalidomide jokes or
Amputee-Hee's ?
What do you call a boy with no arms or legs lying on the floor? A: Mat
Snark, What do you call a boy with no arms or legs in a pool of salt water... "Bob".
@M. Mitchell Marmel- I thought I knew all the armless/legless jokes. I stand corrected.
@Sergio- It's curtains for those guys! Curtains!
@Rod- Amputee-hee's has a nice ring to it.
@Snark- A classic.
@Bruce Bleu- One of the originals, I believe.
@Readers- What do you call an armless/legless guy who crawls across wood furniture? Dustin.
And one laying in a ditch? Phil.
Hanging on a wall? Art.
And one waterskiing? Skip.
A boy with no arms or legs at the beach? Sandy
A boy with no legs below the knees? Neal
Alternative answer to Bruce Bleu's question, if someone has the answer Bob?....Screwed.
A woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
If she's Asian? Irene
Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the veal, be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses.
Sorry, goofed the Preview option. I will take "credit" for the anon above :-)
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyway.
@Readers- And how could we forget the armless, legless man who hides in your mailbox? Bill.
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