Monday, September 30, 2019


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M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Q: What do you call a boy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

A: Russell.

Sergio said...

OK, as long as we're on the topic of boys with no arms or legs, Q: What do you call 2 boys with no arms or legs holding the draperies over your window? A: "Curt n' Rod"

Rod said...

There have been Polish, Italian, Blonde, Texas Aggie & Yo' Momma jokes; and I love 'em... but THIS is a no-class of quips. Kind of witty though; are they called Thalidomide jokes or
Amputee-Hee's ?

Snark said...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs lying on the floor? A: Mat

Bruce Bleu said...

Snark, What do you call a boy with no arms or legs in a pool of salt water... "Bob".

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- I thought I knew all the armless/legless jokes. I stand corrected.

@Sergio- It's curtains for those guys! Curtains!

@Rod- Amputee-hee's has a nice ring to it.

@Snark- A classic.

@Bruce Bleu- One of the originals, I believe.

@Readers- What do you call an armless/legless guy who crawls across wood furniture? Dustin.

Anonymous said...

And one laying in a ditch? Phil.

Hanging on a wall? Art.

Kent Whitehead said...

And one waterskiing? Skip.

Anonymous said...

A boy with no arms or legs at the beach? Sandy

A boy with no legs below the knees? Neal

Alternative answer to Bruce Bleu's question, if someone has the answer Bob?....Screwed.

A woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
If she's Asian? Irene

Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the veal, be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses.

TrickyRicky said...

Sorry, goofed the Preview option. I will take "credit" for the anon above :-)

ringgo1 said...

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take him for a drag.

Kent Whitehead said...

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyway.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- And how could we forget the armless, legless man who hides in your mailbox? Bill.