Friday, December 20, 2019

Shake

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6 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

I have the funny feeling that's not snow...

TrickyRicky said...

Did the cafeteria serve baked beans for lunch?

DougM said...

Stilt,
You ever post a backstory for water-cooler boy?
Danged if I can think of an affliction associated with water coolers.
Is it anything like leaving a rebar shaft in a wound until a surgeon can deal with it?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Well, it's the thought that counts.

@TrickyRicky- I can't rule out that possibility.

@DougM- I haven't ever given water cooler boy much of a backstory, though I've established that his name is Gil, he needs to remain submerged, and that his mother was a mermaid and his father a seal. A Navy Seal. Even I don't know where some of this stuff comes from...

TrickyRicky said...

@Stilton- I would wager you have heard the song "Wet Dream" by Kip Addotta.
Probably on the Doctor Demento show.

DougM said...

Stilt,
Just read about a cure.
Put 'im in rice!