Friday, June 23, 2023

Miracles

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, alien, technology, chicken soup, couldn't hurt

7 comments:

DougM said...

I read that in 'the voice'

TrickyRicky said...

Oy vey! If it does hurt, it will hurt less than having his rectum excised!

JustaJeepGuy said...


I would never have guessed that the Space Aliens are Jewish mothers.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@DougM- I really wanted the alien to say "it couldn't hoit," but I wasn't sure if people would know I was attempting to write in dialect.

@TrickyRicky- With no rectum, you'll be glad you're not passing anything more solid than soup!

@JustaJeepGuy- You could do woise.

Gee M said...

This is a direct result of "Jews In Space"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

DougM said...

Stilt,
Just apply Gen Patton's principle:
It's not important for them to know.
It's only important for me to know.

(even with a chig'n soup joke)

JustaJeepGuy said...


@Stilt, the Space Alien could have said, "Listen to me. I'm your mother!"