Friday, September 8, 2023

Music

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For this joke to work, you unfortunately have to be familiar with the song - "Wet Ass P*ssy" - that Dyslexa is playing. Which is actually by "Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion" but I'm too lazy to change the cartoon. If you want confirmation that civilization is collapsing, you can hear the song and read the obscene lyrics here

8 comments:

JustaJeepGuy said...


Sadly, I am informed about that "song". Sometimes I wish the collapse of civilization would finish so we could get to the rebuilding part. A couple hundred years of New Dark Ages could be a good thing. Or are we in that stage already?

TrickyRicky said...

@JustaJeepGuy- Yeah, I too am informed about that song. I think we have to be close to the collapse. It certainly seems that way.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@JustaJeepGuy and TrickyRicky- I'm with you guys. That (ahem) "song" shouldn't exist in public. When I was a teenager (eons ago), the song "Light My Fire" by The Doors was taken off the playlist of my favorite radio station in Indianapolis because it was considered too racy or too suggestive or too druggy or something. But these days, we've got "WAP" which depicts women as literal whores and has all the subtlety of a gynecological exam performed by a gorilla.

Gee M said...

I was put in Facebook jail for a month for commenting on this very combo ...Cardi B admitted to drugging and robbing men, this nasty "song" was a big hit, yet when I casually mentioned their tv performance as being "Sister Sluts" THAT was unacceptable...

I now only drop in to Farcebook to see photos of my great nieces and nephews...

Gee M said...

Also, a comment on a nasty, overfed "slut" like Megan thee Cow resembling a Gorilla could get you censured and accused of racism, not to mention picketed by offended Simians (are gorillas considered Simians?) ... living on the edge, as usual. :)

DougM said...

Could'a gone with
Psalm Enchanted Evening

JustaJeepGuy said...


The question must be asked--but not necessarily here--why is a "woman" calling herself a "stallion"? Doesn't she have any friends who might break it to her? Does she need to reevaluate her education? Would it make any difference?

NVRick said...

Unfortunately, I saw a video of that 'artist' performing that 'song'. I've seen a lot during my 76 years, but I don't remember seeing anything as gross as that.