Monday, August 5, 2024

Down

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7 comments:

Neighbor Dave said...

Today's effort really "moved" me.

TrickyRicky said...

Hell, I routinely lose about 85 pounds during colonoscopy prep. What does that say about me?

Bruce Bleu said...

Some people were standing around at work and the conversation continued, "I lost 10 pounds", "well I lost 17 pounds", "I lost 22 pounds", and their gazes turned to me, so I said, "I lost 75 pounds". When their shocked expressions resulted I went on to say, "It was in the English stock market, but HEY!".

Bruce Bleu said...

TR, it says either that you're full of crap, or you have Elvis Syndrome.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

It's called a below the knee amputation. On the whole, I can't really recommend it for weight loss... ;-D

Oldarmourer said...

I forget the comedian's name but his diet plan was "eat as much as you want of anything you want, just wash it down with a big glass of mexican river water" :)

Gee M said...

I laughed so hard I ... well, let's just say it was a relevant cartoon...

I went to a no sugar, no salt, and no transfat diet; and I lost 60 pounds in 3 months...those Dr Peppers were killing me...lol
Reminded me of the WWOTW, in the Wizard of Oz...I'm melting! I'm melting!