Some people were standing around at work and the conversation continued, "I lost 10 pounds", "well I lost 17 pounds", "I lost 22 pounds", and their gazes turned to me, so I said, "I lost 75 pounds". When their shocked expressions resulted I went on to say, "It was in the English stock market, but HEY!".
I forget the comedian's name but his diet plan was "eat as much as you want of anything you want, just wash it down with a big glass of mexican river water" :)
I laughed so hard I ... well, let's just say it was a relevant cartoon...
I went to a no sugar, no salt, and no transfat diet; and I lost 60 pounds in 3 months...those Dr Peppers were killing me...lol Reminded me of the WWOTW, in the Wizard of Oz...I'm melting! I'm melting!
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Today's effort really "moved" me.
Hell, I routinely lose about 85 pounds during colonoscopy prep. What does that say about me?
Some people were standing around at work and the conversation continued, "I lost 10 pounds", "well I lost 17 pounds", "I lost 22 pounds", and their gazes turned to me, so I said, "I lost 75 pounds". When their shocked expressions resulted I went on to say, "It was in the English stock market, but HEY!".
TR, it says either that you're full of crap, or you have Elvis Syndrome.
It's called a below the knee amputation. On the whole, I can't really recommend it for weight loss... ;-D
I forget the comedian's name but his diet plan was "eat as much as you want of anything you want, just wash it down with a big glass of mexican river water" :)
I laughed so hard I ... well, let's just say it was a relevant cartoon...
I went to a no sugar, no salt, and no transfat diet; and I lost 60 pounds in 3 months...those Dr Peppers were killing me...lol
Reminded me of the WWOTW, in the Wizard of Oz...I'm melting! I'm melting!
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