Monday, November 4, 2024

Burned

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11 comments:

Kent Whitehead said...

That was definitely a guy who smoked after sex.

TrickyRicky said...

It was 1% last night, but when he woke up this morning it was 10%.

@Kent- You are on a multi-day roll!

Snark said...

If you smoke after sex... try using lube.

Oldarmourer said...

There's a chart called the 'rule of nines' where a burn to each area of the body is assigned as being equivalent to a multiple of 9% of the total, the groin is 1%...just to round it off.
which the burn probably does ;)

Anonymous said...

Speaking of large joints…Stilton, you have your hip replaced, yet?? Asking for the hospital’s chef, of course.

Kent Whitehead said...

TrickyRicky look who's talking 😂😂
Classic!

JustaJeepGuy said...

Are we talking about, say, Arnold Palmer or maybe Rod Stewart or someone like that?

TrickyRicky said...

John Dillinger?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Anonymous- I still have my gamy hip. Surgery is scheduled for December. I delayed things a month to try to lose more weight (I'm down about 30 pounds so far).

@TrickyRicky- There is an urban myth (or is it?) that Dillinger's tallywhacker is preserved in a jar at the Smithsonian Museum. And as Dave Barry would say, "Dillinger's Tallywhacker" would make a good name for a rock band.

TrickyRicky said...

@Stilton- I offered mine to the Smithsonian when I croak. They told me they couldn’t afford to build another wing on the Tallywhacker Building 😃

JustaJeepGuy said...

I guess John C. Holmes too...