There's a chart called the 'rule of nines' where a burn to each area of the body is assigned as being equivalent to a multiple of 9% of the total, the groin is 1%...just to round it off. which the burn probably does ;)
@Anonymous- I still have my gamy hip. Surgery is scheduled for December. I delayed things a month to try to lose more weight (I'm down about 30 pounds so far).
@TrickyRicky- There is an urban myth (or is it?) that Dillinger's tallywhacker is preserved in a jar at the Smithsonian Museum. And as Dave Barry would say, "Dillinger's Tallywhacker" would make a good name for a rock band.
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That was definitely a guy who smoked after sex.
It was 1% last night, but when he woke up this morning it was 10%.
@Kent- You are on a multi-day roll!
If you smoke after sex... try using lube.
There's a chart called the 'rule of nines' where a burn to each area of the body is assigned as being equivalent to a multiple of 9% of the total, the groin is 1%...just to round it off.
which the burn probably does ;)
Speaking of large joints…Stilton, you have your hip replaced, yet?? Asking for the hospital’s chef, of course.
TrickyRicky look who's talking 😂😂
Classic!
Are we talking about, say, Arnold Palmer or maybe Rod Stewart or someone like that?
John Dillinger?
@Anonymous- I still have my gamy hip. Surgery is scheduled for December. I delayed things a month to try to lose more weight (I'm down about 30 pounds so far).
@TrickyRicky- There is an urban myth (or is it?) that Dillinger's tallywhacker is preserved in a jar at the Smithsonian Museum. And as Dave Barry would say, "Dillinger's Tallywhacker" would make a good name for a rock band.
@Stilton- I offered mine to the Smithsonian when I croak. They told me they couldn’t afford to build another wing on the Tallywhacker Building 😃
I guess John C. Holmes too...
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