Monday, September 29, 2025

Friday, September 26, 2025

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

French

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I'll be the first to admit that this is a lame cartoon (no offense to the lame, Johnny) but it's been a wild ride here for a few days. Daughter Jarlsberg was having sporadic back pain that the local Doc-in-a-Box clinic diagnosed as muscle strain. It sort of ebbed and flowed for about a week, then on a Saturday (of course) the pain suddenly "went to 11" as they say.

So off to the emergency room and a battery of tests, revealing gallstones blocking the ducts of her pancreas AND liver (in hindsight, her suddenly turning orange should have been a clue). Morphine didn't touch the pain, but Dilaudid did. Mostly.

Monday they did laparoscopic surgery to remove the gall bladder and any blockages, and today (Tuesday) I brought her home for further recovery. I'm currently running on sleep deficit and anxiety overload, but everything went smoothly and everyone at the hospital was exceptional. In a good way, unlike what you usually see here.

I appreciate the messages of support!  -Stilt




Monday, September 22, 2025

Sorry about missed deadline!

 Sorry that there was no cartoon today. We had a Health crisis over the weekend and daughter Jarlsberg ended up needing surgery. She's still in recovery right now but the surgery went very well. Fortunately, the hospital we're in is way better than the one Johnny is in!


Friday, September 19, 2025

Kissing

 IT'S A FRIDAY TWO-FER! I messed up the posting on Wednesday's cartoon, but in the interest of giving you your money's worth, here's Wednesday AND Friday's cartoon!

WEDS 9/17/25

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This is actually a true thing now, though that bug's last assertion might bear extra scrutiny.


FRI 9/19/25

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Monday, September 15, 2025

Friday, September 12, 2025

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Actually

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It's not a coincidence that this is the followup to Monday's colonoscopy cartoon...

Monday, September 8, 2025

Rough

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At the time of this writing, it's "Colonoscopy Prep" day for me - although in an ugly development, it's now a two-day process featuring the regular explosive internal excavation this evening, then doing it all over again in the morning before going in for the procedure. Presumably so you won't care if you die on the table.

Friday, September 5, 2025

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Monday, September 1, 2025

Fecal

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JOHNNY'S LEARNING CORNER

For those who might be wondering what kind of pervert I am (as opposed to those of you who already know), fecal transplants are a real thing now. For severe colon problems in which the necessary bacteria aren't there or doing their job, a simple dollop of bio-active poo from a donor can potentially save the sick person's life as well as guaranteeing that they'll have at least one hilarious story to tell at family gatherings in the future. 

Friday, August 29, 2025

Nice

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WEEKEND BONUS: A quick video clip from Johnny and Lance's recent visit to the Grand Tetons!

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Monday, August 25, 2025

Friday, August 22, 2025

Everything

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 Sorry about the late posting today! No reason for it other than a senior moment on my part!

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Monday, August 18, 2025

Friday, August 15, 2025

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Monday, August 11, 2025

Friday, August 8, 2025

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Monday, July 7, 2025

Friday, July 4, 2025

Friday, June 27, 2025

Oops

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In fairness, it's very, very, very casual Friday.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Head

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I'll admit that this cartoon was inspired by the strange medical case of Phineas Gage.


Monday, June 23, 2025

Smoke

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I'm not making this up; the procedure was popular in the 1800s for all kinds of maladies. Of course, it was all performed very scientifically...






Wednesday, June 18, 2025

Monday, June 16, 2025

Friday, June 13, 2025