Friday, October 3, 2025
Wednesday, October 1, 2025
Pulled
Monday, September 29, 2025
Friday, September 26, 2025
Wednesday, September 24, 2025
French
I'll be the first to admit that this is a lame cartoon (no offense to the lame, Johnny) but it's been a wild ride here for a few days. Daughter Jarlsberg was having sporadic back pain that the local Doc-in-a-Box clinic diagnosed as muscle strain. It sort of ebbed and flowed for about a week, then on a Saturday (of course) the pain suddenly "went to 11" as they say.
So off to the emergency room and a battery of tests, revealing gallstones blocking the ducts of her pancreas AND liver (in hindsight, her suddenly turning orange should have been a clue). Morphine didn't touch the pain, but Dilaudid did. Mostly.
Monday they did laparoscopic surgery to remove the gall bladder and any blockages, and today (Tuesday) I brought her home for further recovery. I'm currently running on sleep deficit and anxiety overload, but everything went smoothly and everyone at the hospital was exceptional. In a good way, unlike what you usually see here.
I appreciate the messages of support! -Stilt
Monday, September 22, 2025
Sorry about missed deadline!
Sorry that there was no cartoon today. We had a Health crisis over the weekend and daughter Jarlsberg ended up needing surgery. She's still in recovery right now but the surgery went very well. Fortunately, the hospital we're in is way better than the one Johnny is in!
Friday, September 19, 2025
Kissing
IT'S A FRIDAY TWO-FER! I messed up the posting on Wednesday's cartoon, but in the interest of giving you your money's worth, here's Wednesday AND Friday's cartoon!
FRI 9/19/25
Monday, September 15, 2025
Friday, September 12, 2025
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
Monday, September 8, 2025
Rough
At the time of this writing, it's "Colonoscopy Prep" day for me - although in an ugly development, it's now a two-day process featuring the regular explosive internal excavation this evening, then doing it all over again in the morning before going in for the procedure. Presumably so you won't care if you die on the table.
Friday, September 5, 2025
Wednesday, September 3, 2025
Monday, September 1, 2025
Fecal
JOHNNY'S LEARNING CORNER
For those who might be wondering what kind of pervert I am (as opposed to those of you who already know), fecal transplants are a real thing now. For severe colon problems in which the necessary bacteria aren't there or doing their job, a simple dollop of bio-active poo from a donor can potentially save the sick person's life as well as guaranteeing that they'll have at least one hilarious story to tell at family gatherings in the future.