Monday, June 2, 2025

Eats

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11 comments:

TrickyRicky said...

In Texas I’m guessing it’s armadillo. They’re everywhere.

JustaJeepGuy said...

How do you decide how much to tip a Door Dash driver for roadkill?

Kent Whitehead said...

@JustaJeepGuy no tip, just a flat fee.

GeeM said...

I'd like to enter this punny post for The JO Hall of Fame...

Oldarmourer said...

Up here it'd be raccoon or porcupine, both of which I've hit when they ran under the wheels, and almost a couple of moose. Eventually you learn not to swerve, except for the moose, because there isn't the critter made that's worth killing yourself in a ditch and wrecking a new car in the process for.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Seconded.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

It's always fresh off the grille!

Kent Whitehead said...

No I think THIS should be nominated.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

(Oprah Winfrey voice) Everyone gets a win! Everyone gets a win!

Oldarmourer said...

https://posterplus.com.au/files/2020/06/1574-Road-Kill-Cafe.jpg

JustaJeepGuy said...

I'll have the Poodles 'N' Noodles, please!