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Happy Independence Day from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg Family!

 

From The Vault: Everyone Into The Pool

July 4th - Birthday Present for America!

What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than with a red, white, and blue book that's free? To celebrate the release of Johnny Optimism's second mega-collection, I'm giving the Kindle version away absolutely free on Friday July 3, Saturday July 4, and Sunday July 5th.

Note: before ordering, be sure the price shows as free (and not just "free for Kindle Unlimited")! Prices change at midnight, and it might take an hour or so more for the $0.00 price to show up.

You can read this immense treasury of humor on any computer, smartphone, or tablet - just download the appropriate free Kindle reading app from Amazon at this link. And reading on even a small device doesn't stink, because I fiddled around with the book's code to embed an "easy reading" mode: just turn your device sideways, tap on any page, and you'll suddenly see just one cartoon at a time at a size which won't make you go blind! Tap on the right to go to the next cartoon, or tap on the left to go backwards.

There's also a beautiful paperback edition available for just $5.99 with free Prime shipping. No respectable bathroom, coffee table, or doctor's waiting room should be without it! (And Volume One is still available too, at $5.99 for either the print or Kindle version)

A Special Favor: after downloading the book, I'd really appreciate any reviews you'd care to post on Amazon. Amazon promotes (or demotes) books based on their popularity and reviews, so it really makes a huge difference. And reviews can be short and sweet - just a sentence or two! But please don't mention politics in your reviews - Johnny's got enough problems already!

Please feel free to share this link to the free Kindle book with family, friends, on social media, or with whomever is in the hospital bed next to yours - but remember, this 4th of July freebie is only available Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!

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Happy 4th of July, 2019

Johnny looks forward to the 4th of July every year! So here's a little retrospective of past celebrations, along with my very current wish that you, your family, and friends enjoy a wonderful 4th of July!  -Stilton

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Happy Independence Day from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

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Happy 4th of July from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg Family!

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Wishing everyone a glorious, flag-flying, fireworks-booming 4th of July!  - Stilton

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