Friday, December 30, 2016
Resolution
It was only after making this cartoon that the possibility occurred to me that no one has used "potted" as a synonym for drunk since William Powell and Myrna Loy in the Thin Man films of the 1930's.
Johnny, on the other hand, gets the joke because he loves watching Turner Classic Movies.
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Brooms
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brooms,
doctors,
hospital,
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make a wish,
medical,
sick,
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whisk
Monday, December 26, 2016
Soap
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counselor,
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medical,
sick,
soap,
stilton jarlsberg,
wash,
wheelchair
Friday, December 23, 2016
Christmas Greetings 2016
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2016,
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christmas,
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Wednesday, December 21, 2016
List
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boy,
christmas,
doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
list,
medical,
presents,
santa,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, December 19, 2016
Could
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coma,
doctors,
hospital,
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medical,
paralysis,
secret santa,
sick,
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wheelchair
Friday, December 16, 2016
Gifts
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boy,
christmas,
doctors,
gifts,
hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair,
x-ray
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Special
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boy,
christmas,
doctors,
hospital,
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jokes,
medical,
santa,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, December 12, 2016
South America
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butterfly,
christmas,
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migration,
santa,
sick,
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wheelchair
Friday, December 9, 2016
Give
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a christmas carol,
better to give,
boy,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
prison,
scary clown,
shower,
sick,
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wheelchair
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Tannenbaum
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christmas,
doctors,
german measles,
hospital,
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opera baby,
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tannenbaum,
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Monday, December 5, 2016
List
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christmas,
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list,
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starboard,
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wheelchair
Friday, December 2, 2016
Birthmark
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doctors,
epileptic,
hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
pepe,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
strawberry,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Sound
Stilton Trivia: Owing to a significant case of tinnitus, the only way I can go to sleep at night is by listening to an MP3 recording of a vacuum cleaner (mixed with a thunderstorm).
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astronauts,
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Monday, November 28, 2016
Ant
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, November 25, 2016
Leftovers
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donor,
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organ,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
thanksgiving,
transplant team,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Listing
Not really a bad problem to have, is it? HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg Family!
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Monday, November 21, 2016
Scalpel
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hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
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stilton jarlsberg,
surgeon,
thanksgiving,
turkey,
wheelchair
Friday, November 18, 2016
Wedding
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brace girl,
doctors,
hospital,
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jokes,
medical,
polio,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wedding,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Intense
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hospital,
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medical,
nystagmus,
optometrist,
palsy,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, November 14, 2016
Tardy
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doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
ramp,
school nurse,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, November 11, 2016
Heartbeat
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hospital,
humor,
irregular heartbeat,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Cups
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foundation,
hospital,
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johnny optimism,
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make a wish,
medical,
sick,
specimen,
stilton jarlsberg,
urine,
wheelchair
Monday, November 7, 2016
Long
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hospital,
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not long,
pediatrician,
penis,
sick,
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wheelchair
Friday, November 4, 2016
Lions
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lions,
medical,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
stork,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Pottery
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make a dish,
make a wish,
medical,
pottery,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, October 31, 2016
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2016
As is tradition here, we celebrate Halloween with an inspiring look at some wonderfully clever and creative costumes which incorporate their owners' wheelchairs.
Seeing the love, work, and imagination that went into these costumes - and seeing how much fun the kids are having - makes us even happier than the sugar high we'll get tonight while sampling the candy we'll be giving to the trick-or-treaters!
A very Happy Halloween to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!
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Friday, October 28, 2016
Mirror
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Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Popcorn
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pharmacist,
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wheelchair
Monday, October 24, 2016
Charmer
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snake charmer,
stilton jarlsberg,
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Friday, October 21, 2016
Bikini
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hansen's disease,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
leopard,
leper,
leprosy,
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sick,
spots,
stilton jarlsberg,
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Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Zombies
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hospital,
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makeup,
medical,
sick,
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wheelchair,
zombies
Monday, October 17, 2016
Candy
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hospital,
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jokes,
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paralysed,
peanuts,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, October 14, 2016
Luxury
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optometrist,
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wheelchair
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
New
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Monday, October 10, 2016
Music
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Friday, October 7, 2016
Bolo
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groucho,
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Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Yellow
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medical,
pretzels,
sick,
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wheelchair
Monday, October 3, 2016
Great
In fairness, this isn't my gag. When my mother was a little girl (about 90 years ago) she and her cousin Betty used to play this game of adding the words "between the sheets" to the names of hymns, risking giggles and harsh looks.
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Friday, September 30, 2016
Chance
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Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Waters
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
moses,
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red sea,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, September 26, 2016
Whoohee
Admittedly this cartoon may leave lots of folks scratching their heads. However, it's really just a tip of the hat to Walt Kelly's wonderful strip "Pogo," which has been a huge influence on my sense of humor, both visually and verbally.
Among my favorite sequences was the one below, which illustrated that a scary statement, if issued forcefully, could induce panic - no matter how ridiculous the premise was. For decades now, I've been laughing to myself that "the Jute mill is exploded!" any time I catch myself overreacting to stress and circumstances. It's a pretty hard thing to say with a straight face. -Stilton
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Friday, September 23, 2016
Soup
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chef,
cook,
doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
organ donor,
sick,
soup,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Who
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love bird,
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wheelchair
Monday, September 19, 2016
ARRrr
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hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
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sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
talk like a pirate day,
wheelchair
Friday, September 16, 2016
Another
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stilton jarlsberg,
toes,
wheelchair
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
Wash
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hospital,
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ivory soap,
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wheelchair
Friday, September 9, 2016
Intensive
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